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crash survivor

so i guess it was back in the late 80's that my dad was
a passenger on a flight that crashed approaching dallas texas.
what a mess. but dad was lucky and got only bumps and scrapes
- he even got his luggage back! your chances of being hurt are
much greater driving to the airport than on the plane. go to
your dr. and get some chill pills ( valium otta do it ). as far
as turbulence goes, make belive you are on a roller coaster,
throw your arms up in the air and scream like an idiot! oh yeah,
have a great time in amsterdam. and according to my preacher
god considers vows made to him on flights like those made in
the heat of lovemaking - good only until the completion of the

Your chances of getting hurt are much greater if you get into the ring with Mike Tyson. And in this climate, if you throw your arms up and scream like an idiot, its likely the plane will make an emergency landing with you restrained on the floor and US Marshalls waiting for you at the gate. (or substitute the authorities nationality as you see fit). Just get bombed and take sedatives..Its a time honored tradition!!!!
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