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a valid handicap certificate



We all know you have .....THAT
I have a 5-sw set of Nike Slingshot irons, and Nike Sasquatch Dymo 5,3, Driver and you call them sticks? blasphemy!

Golf is a great leveller...you can have a ceo with the latest Titleist irons and motorised trolley etc, and I'd whip his arse...great game!
Why not simply throw the ball around? It's much easier than hitting it with a stick, essentially. You would be more accurate even though having limited distance. No divots either! Easy to get out of the sand too. Builds up your arm strength, and no more yelling "fore". No clubs to carry. I'm writing a book about it, and going on the tv and radio circuit.
bicker bicker
right then, you chaps. it's all very well chatting away about golf and handicaps and suchlike but can we have an end this business of following posts with a plus sign?
it really just will not do, this is channels after all and we do have a certain standard to maintain amongst the members. otherwise, jolly good all round and carry on as you are, you shower of cunts.
right then, you chaps. it's all very well chatting away about golf and handicaps and suchlike but can we have an end this business of following posts with a plus sign?
it really just will not do, this is channels after all and we do have a certain standard to maintain amongst the members. otherwise, jolly good all round and carry on as you are, you shower of cunts.
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You will never find a good player that doesn't take a divot with an iron.

...or a bumbling plebeian that doesn`t take 5.
The pros do it too, they beat the shit out of golf courses.


I'd you're not taking divots then you're skulling the ball and rolling around the fairway. Keep your head down and knees bent!
Google is our friend.

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=golf+course+amsterdam+nl

Enjoy
FlyByNite
www.CoffeeshopMenus.org

(+100) Not using regular google.. Thank you! But if anyone has played any of the courses around Amsterdam and could tell me anything I would appreciate it. I know there's a system where you have to get a card to play due to the player:course ratio...
Google is our friend.

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=golf+course+amsterdam+nl

Enjoy
FlyByNite
www.CoffeeshopMenus.org

(+100) Not using regular google..
Yep, well deserved points. I lol'd.
+1000 man...whahaha....
Most courses try to discourage duffers though, and the resulting divots.
I read somewhere that the minimum handicap is 27.. Any website that could help verify would help.

Creating a handicap is not a big deal YouGuru.

If you must have an official handicap, post enough scores around 27 (some above, some below) to come up with an average handicap of say 24-25.

All the people at the golf course care about are three things:

A handicap, validated by some official organization.
The ability to pay their greens fee.
Relatively fast play.

I played at ST. Andrews last year. I am a high handicap golfer. I was worried when I found out St. Andrews requires a handicap no higher than a 24.

Not a problem at all. I showed them my "official" handicap card stating I was a 22. (I am probably closer to a 28) I paid my greens fee. I didn't play at a snails pace. I didn't waste time on the course.

If I lost a ball I looked for it for a minute or two and then dropped a ball and played out the hole.

I didn't have a problem at all.
I read somewhere that the minimum handicap is 27.. Any website that could help verify would help.
I played disc golf almost every weekend in college, fun times.

Peace,
Balou
and ffs DON'T rotate your lumbar spine.
churchill said that golf was the ruination of a good walk, and he was a bastard for the fucking wizzzzzz so he must have had some idea.

So what, are you expecting a 'muckypupesque' reply?



explain yourself, pisshead.

verkeerde manier...
Google is our friend.

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=golf+course+amsterdam+nl

Enjoy
FlyByNite
www.CoffeeshopMenus.org
You will never find a good player that doesn't take a divot with an iron.

...or a bumbling plebeian that doesn`t take 5.
The pros do it too, they beat the shit out of golf courses.


Why of course you are correct. And my point seems to have been lost.
My apologies.
What I should have SPELLED out was that prestigious courses don`t want numbers of beginners slowing play, tromping around looking silly, and beating the course to death with multiple stabs at a hole.
But YOU sir, are correct. A divot is a divot. May I play through now?
churchill said that golf was the ruination of a good walk, and he was a bastard for the fucking wizzzzzz so he must have had some idea.

So what, are you expecting a 'muckypupesque' reply?



explain yourself, pisshead.
churchill said that golf was the ruination of a good walk, and he was a bastard for the fucking wizzzzzz so he must have had some idea.

So what, are you expecting a 'muckypupesque' reply?
golf would be an entirely different game with the simple addition of a run up.
Golf is a great leveller...you can have a ceo with the latest Titleist irons and motorised trolley etc, and I'd whip his arse...great game!
bloody heil, shez, if you'd just kept up your your subs at the cockring you could be whipping as many ceo's arses as you like without ever having to go out in the cold or do all that walking.

i played golf once. i enjoyed the bit where you twat the ball with the big club.
but all the arseholing around near the hole got on my nerves a bit.
also there was a shoe issue. and a temper issue. and a cannabis issue. golf' is not the game for me.

churchill said that golf was the ruination of a good walk, and he was a bastard for the fucking wizzzzzz so he must have had some idea.
You will never find a good player that doesn't take a divot with an iron.

...or a bumbling plebeian that doesn`t take 5.
The pros do it too, they beat the shit out of golf courses.
Where's the nearest golf course to Amsterdam?
You will never find a good player that doesn't take a divot with an iron.

...or a bumbling plebeian that doesn`t take 5.
The pros do it too, they beat the shit out of golf courses.


Why of course you are correct. And my point seems to have been lost.
My apologies.
What I should have SPELLED out was that prestigious courses don`t want numbers of beginners slowing play, tromping around looking silly, and beating the course to death with multiple stabs at a hole.
But YOU sir, are correct. A divot is a divot. May I play through now?

I'm not thick Rudy. But I get cloudy at times.

Everything going ok for you?
All Dutch courses require a GVB (Golfvaardigheidsbewijs - Proof of competence) or a valid handicap certificate...
So do Dutch golf courses have alot of long, skinny water traps? And little fake hills with little tulips blooming? Then you have to hit it through the windmill turning.
You will never find a good player that doesn't take a divot with an iron.

...or a bumbling plebeian that doesn`t take 5.
+1000 man...whahaha....

You will never find a good player that doesn't take a divot with an iron.
+1000 man...whahaha....

(+100) for playing!
I'm a 19 and if playing a newer course I too drop if I cannot find my ball and +1.... So I'm guessing my SCGA card will do.
right then, you chaps. it's all very well chatting away about golf and handicaps and suchlike but can we have an end this business of following posts with a plus sign?
it really just will not do, this is channels after all and we do have a certain standard to maintain amongst the members. otherwise, jolly good all round and carry on as you are, you shower of cunts.

(-2)
+1000 man...whahaha....

You will never find a good player that doesn't take a divot with an iron.

What, a 4 or a 3?

Taking a divot depends on what shot you're trying to play...for instance, a high loft shot with a 7 iron you won't take a divot, whereas if you are trying to impart backspin you'll take a huge divot...

Anyone who makes a divot with a 4 or 3 iron is hitting the ball wrong!!!
switch over to disc golf.
Glad you are back. I was upset that I could not send you money.

The only problem I have and it is a small one is that I just got an email saying I will be getting a nice big part of a 10,000,000 pound fortune. Its legit----the guy who sent me the info is a lawyer.

I will send you some of that massive fortune as soon as I get it.

I will need $100 USD though so I can send for and get that fortune. And you sending that $100 will show good faith on your part.

Its a win win for both of us.

Let me know and I will give you my paypal info.

Don't forget to ask for their bank account number, routing number, passwords or pin, only to make sending them money so much easier.


Please send any PayPal payments directly to SgroIsnochump@Ifyouareatapokertablewonderingwhothefishisyoureprobablythefish.nl!!!!!
why was my last topic removed?
Glad you are back. I was upset that I could not send you money.

The only problem I have and it is a small one is that I just got an email saying I will be getting a nice big part of a 10,000,000 pound fortune. Its legit----the guy who sent me the info is a lawyer.

I will send you some of that massive fortune as soon as I get it.

I will need $100 USD though so I can send for and get that fortune. And you sending that $100 will show good faith on your part.

Its a win win for both of us.

Let me know and I will give you my paypal info.
It was the topic asking for money.
what was the topic?
if you read this that may explain.
http://forum.channels.nl/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=9599&sid=4e9e2a5eb48d4f52488c3d49e065976a
Can't help him there I'm Scottish!
Glad you are back. I was upset that I could not send you money.

The only problem I have and it is a small one is that I just got an email saying I will be getting a nice big part of a 10,000,000 pound fortune. Its legit----the guy who sent me the info is a lawyer.

I will send you some of that massive fortune as soon as I get it.

I will need $100 USD though so I can send for and get that fortune. And you sending that $100 will show good faith on your part.

Its a win win for both of us.

Let me know and I will give you my paypal info.

Don't forget to ask for their bank account number, routing number, passwords or pin, only to make sending them money so much easier.
Hey Rudy, I've been to "The Falls" many times, PP me $100 and I'll tell you all about it.
And please tell us more about your dream of going to Amsterdam. It`s really beautiful to have such dreams. I dreamt of going to Niagra Falls once, but I heard it`s gone a bit shit so I never bothered going.
Police raid 14 marijuana plantations in Brabant

Wednesday 16 February 2011

Police raided 19 marijuana plantations in Brabant on Tuesday and arrested 14 people as part of a major crackdown on the illegal drugs trade.

Police also carried out spot checks on 16 shops which sell equipment necessary to grow marijuana. Four of them were given an official warning and two lost their licences.

The raids were made under the auspices of a new anti-marijuana task force made up of police, local authorities, the public prosecution department and tax officials.

While private citizens can grow up to four plants for personal use without being arrested, the organised marijuana industry is said to be one of the biggest cash crops in the country, worth between €2.5bn and €5bn a year.

Some 90% of production is for export.

© DutchNews.nl
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